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"A Sad Apricot": Subm. 1

Sign of The Beaver

Sat Jan 3, 2009, 6:42 AM
((Have you ever read that book? It's terrible!))

If you take a steak knife and it giggles
Tickle your apricot juice
Then wait and see if it hemorrhages
And you will know that it likes you, too
If it’s raining in your kitchen cabinet
Robot beavers are on their way
And if your local Wal-Mart dislikes you
Give your mailman a hug today


Welcome to Issue Beaver Co., an group for the erratic, the paranoid, the parasitic, the pessimistic, the taffy-loving, and the citrus flavored. We are in search of the most random and bizarre byproducts of the human brain.


--To Join--

Send me a note or simply place a comment asking to join. Tell me your favorite kitchen utensil. Then, watch us, and we will watch you, and it will not be creepy like I’m watching you through your window, ‘cause it’s the internet!

Then, add us to your freinds list, with ":iconissue-beaver-co:" (Also, make sure you watch us for journal updates!)


--Going-ons--

The Most Epic Story Of Time

Current Random Topic

Mario‘s Magic Brothers

Current Contest!

Kitchen of Lunatics chatboard

Secret Chicken Recipe


--To Submit--

Send me a link of your art, sit back, and watch the magic!


--Proud Captives (Or, okay, "members")--

:iconrabidballerina: :iconlittlemissrockstar: :iconomega-nova: :iconisisdarkwing: :icontaylor-the-weird: :iconx0x-breathless-x0x: :iconfargolardo: :iconconejoto: :iconfeelxlikexmore: :iconkalahie: :icondaggerhart: :iconsiluriformes: :iconanthrop: :iconxamagumox: :iconsocio-nycto: :iconroadkill37: :iconmicrowavednoodles: :iconradioactivemongoose: :iconfreakydeakydawn: :iconmadgooseparade: :iconholycow3000: :iconcaapie: :iconpaopu-waffle: :iconheavilymedicated: :iconxxpunkkickxx:

Our fishey flavored freinds: :iconfish-lovers:

13 Comments | Previous Journal Entries
  • Mood: Obsessed
  • Listening to: Who Says (It's Good To Be Alive) -Richard Hell
  • Reading: Lots of stuff
  • Watching: Bagels Bury Their Loved ONes
  • Playing: Skin the Lechprecaun
  • Eating: Santa Leftovers
  • Drinking: Jet Fuel

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  • Current Residence: Your backyard?
  • Interests: Organs, pears, cake, blood.
  • Favourite genre of music: The squeaky sort.
  • Operating System: Old school; scalpal and knife.
  • Personal Quote: "All that is wrong with the human brain since 4/11"

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~FreakyDeakyDawn Jun 2, 2009, 5:46:18 PM
oh no! I accidentally deleted your message with the last part of the story!!! Could you possibly resend it maybe?

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SAVE THE LIPS AND SIGN THE PETITION!
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~isSue-beAver-Co Jun 5, 2009, 7:34:12 AM
Just go the the journal page and go down to the last post.

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You have to read the posts "flat", however, there's too much tremendous literature for one page to show otherwise. :D

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isSue beAver Co.
All that is wrong with the human brain since 4/11
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~FreakyDeakyDawn Jun 5, 2009, 3:08:32 PM
ookiii oo alrighty, thanks!

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SAVE THE LIPS AND SIGN THE PETITION!
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~T45H Mar 1, 2009, 9:12:01 AM
very nice pics, dewatch? thx
i will place you in my jurnal :D

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Rgds Tash

Please visit my page!
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~Paopu-waffle Jul 20, 2008, 12:25:10 AM
I surely must join this club. It...It...It seems like I belong nowhere else. PLEASE OH PLEASE ADD ME.

My favourite kitchen utensil is the melon baller. 8D

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I'm ~Queensland-kun in ~APHRP-DA.

'And I said to him, 'Acting, my dear boy, is the second oldest profession in the world. If you want to know the first, ask your mother.''
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~isSue-beAver-Co Jul 20, 2008, 10:29:16 AM
You want us, and I didn't even club you?

This surely is meant to be! Glad to have you!!!!

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isSue beAver Co.
All that is wrong with the human brain since 4/11
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~HolyCow3000 Jul 16, 2008, 2:27:57 PM
WE VOTE WHAT?!?!?!?!

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I am God
I'll take a potato chip...
And I'll...
EAT IT
*OM NOM NOM NOM*
*epically dramatic music plays while lightning flashes and people dies*
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~isSue-beAver-Co Jul 17, 2008, 8:53:58 AM
Err, you mean on apricots? It's from a contest we had, and now we're in voting...Is that it?

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isSue beAver Co.
All that is wrong with the human brain since 4/11
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~isSue-beAver-Co Jul 16, 2008, 12:46:46 PM
We have 20 members! I do not even lie! :boogie:

I can't think of any good virtual celebrations, but I do offer imaginary peanut butter pie!!! :pie:

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isSue beAver Co.
All that is wrong with the human brain since 4/11
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