I have a plastic spork for you? I'd prefer no blood on it though.



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Ay, 'tis as wondrous as a roast teapot filled with toothpaste, so sweet as a tonic surprise on a laminated day

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Wow, that is so stupendesly amazing!

I do love.

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Oh joyous day! Thank you! If only I had some edible roots to celebrate with

Chef Brian is a character from a webcomic called Ctrl+Alt+Delete. He is special.
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You very well may have a spatuala, and join as well! I think by eating your Turnip you have proved your willingness to join our ranks. Congradulations and welcome!

....And who's Cheff Brian?

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Alrighty, then!

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Oooh ooh can I have a spatula please?! *eyes sparkle in excitement*

Mr Turnip was shouting at me. He said I should not eat him and rather join this place. I have already eaten him... but can i join anyway?

Methinks teh critters here would love Cheff Brian...

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remove my other one its old and mouldy and i'v run outta pot scourers

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Alrighty, then! Should I remove your other account or just add this one?

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sup! im starvingorphan-6113, I just moved my account.. but I still wanna be in this club!

as for kitchen utensils, spooning leads to forking!

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nah, mine's cool. the parentals still live together and dont throw things at each other! thats more than i can say for most families these days!

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Oh, that's a shame.

Maybe you should try a different family. *Shrug*

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i could i'm hauled out by my antisocial parents at awkward family gatherings but they dont pay me for it *shakes head*

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demmit. my plastic spoon broke.

anybody gotta spaer??

i need one so badly.

I'm into murder ryt now.


bwahahahahahahah!!!!

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See, you could make a career out of jokes like that.

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Yeah, that was stooopid, not to mention selfish!

it is, rather... I hav some even better jokes for you!!

why did the man bury his wife on the hill?
Because she was dead.
Why did the panda fall out of the tree?
because it was dead.
Why did the man fall off his chair?
Because he was dead.
WHy did the little girl fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms

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Yes, I belive the closet anybody ever reached to 'taking over the world' at all was Hitler, and, I mean, he killed thousands of people, and not to meantion himself, also.

So it dances a snazzy rythem while dodging blades? Sounds remarkable.

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I guess you're right, and it kinda has this 'evil' label attached to it as well, especially since numerous hostile politicians have tried and failed... oh well.
The tap dancing lessons help it to dodge the blade

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kewl. I feel like joining yew guys..
*sinister smile*

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Hmmmmm.

Point one: People can eat corn.
People get hungry, and you can make corn into about anything. That simple.

Point two: People can use corn for protection.
The people will plant their goverment distributed corn around the perminiter of their yard. The children can now play in the privacy they deserve, the sound of crunching corn stalks will alert you of troublemakers, and it is also mentionable that you can fashion corn into a weapon if you must, which goes both ways, but nonetheless.

Point three: Probably most important, you can love corn.
Corn is steady, constant, always there for you. When people fail you, you know that corn is dependable. You can draw comfort from that sort of constant thing in your life, and I think people need that.

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Wheehoo!
Ten members!
I wasn't actually expecting this to happen.
Yay! Cream puffs all around!

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I like that signature, also.

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Paranoid and taffy-loving. That's what I like to hear!

So, then, welcome!

Yeah, cheese graters are nice, I think that's the first one that people have chosen twice, that's probably a sign.

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Heh, yeah, it takes a certain kind to...appriciate him.

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I saw a few shows but I wasn't too much of a fan. I thought his jokes were a tad pointless. Thats probably why people liked it actually XD.